EDIT : George to Jerry Seinfeld in "Seinfeld" :
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for High School. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
Now THAT sounds like a way better way to life. get the ugly parts out first :)
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Dude.... That's a dialogue from "Seinfeld".... George says that to jerry in a fit of rage.... It's really damn funny :D
Even better, George's views on life and shrinkage are always welcome ;)
ok was goign to comment that its george's comment...but its already been done..anyways
Dude, it's a quote which was used by the writers of seinfeld quite nicely.
They changed a little here and there and wallah, you have a nice little statement.
It's by a certain Mr. Robert Benson.
http://www.brfwitness.org/Bread/backward.htm
brilliant! i fell off my chair laughing :)
i think benjamin button must have been developed from this single line :)
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